Stories for 1996

Year Episode Title
1996 1 The Bastard kicks in the New Year with a few sex aids...
1996 2 The Bastard has an appraisal meeting...
1996 3 The Bastard educates a PFY...
1996 4 The Bastard meets his match, but keeps a hold... just...
1996 5 The Bastard won't stand for interference with his printing systems...
1996 6 The Bastard gives a helpless salesman a run for his money...
1996 7 The Bastard brings his boss crashing down with a little bribe...
1996 8 The Bastard makes sure everyone else feels the heat...
1996 9 The Bastard won't stand for poseurs in posh cars...
1996 10 The Bastard experiences his very own Black Wednesday...
1996 11 The Bastard and partner take revenge for stolen comms space...
1996 12 The Bastard verges on the edge of insanity but the PFY steps in...
1996 13 The Bastard sings tunes to melt his boss's ears...
1996 14 The Bastard counts on the fact that managers never remember...
1996 15 The Bastard senses something fishy and casts his net...
1996 16 The Bastard sets about averting a company takeover bid...
1996 17 The Bastard meets an unexpected guest - the opposition's BOFH...
1996 18 The Bastard involves himself with the CEO's pet project...
1996 19 The Bastard finds there are 'mistakes in training' and 'training in mistakes'...
1996 20 The South of France beckons for the BOFH under the guise of 'Network Professional of the Year'...
1996 21 It's the sweet smell of success for the Bastard Operator as he wins the day in France...
1996 22 Looking for new challenges, or just more dosh, the BOFH risks it all in the agency shark pool...
1996 23 A pay rise in his pocket, and an admiring pimply-faced-youth looking , the BOFH plays safe...
1996 24 The Bastard suffers from some temporary telephone trouble...
1996 25 A heated exchange with the boss over air-conditioning raises temperatures all round...
1996 26 The BOFH becomes a contract killer as he undoes some damage caused by the boss...
1996 27 As the BOFH explains, dummies don't grow on trees, it takes years of training...
1996 28 The Bastard's writing regresses to childlike scrawls as he attempts some artistic expenses...
1996 29 The Bastard puts a price tag on user access after a particularly annoying request...
1996 30 The Bastard puts in a day on the helpdesk...
1996 31 The Bastard and his pimply sidekick spread their network of misery across the land...
1996 32 Trains, planes and the dreaded laptop spotter - the BOFH brings the anoraks back to earth...
1996 33 Fear of a compulsory team-building weekend spurs the BOFH into his own style of teamwork...
1996 34 Point scoring over network equipment blunders sees the PFY battling it out with the BOFH...
1996 35 Battle vibes pulsate as beancounter central takes vehement action against the network lads...
1996 36 As the boss gets in a twist about Cat 5 cables, the BOFH bides his time to unravel the mess...
1996 37 Rule one of setting up a network: don't let the boss use his 'initiative' and set one up himself...
1996 38 Infiltration of the e-mail system provokes the BOFH to adulterate the Yellow Pages...
1996 39 Money is exchanged as the Bastard engages in some very underhand practices...
1996 40 Ever tempted to play computer games at work? The BOFH sets out to spoil all the fun...
1996 41 As encryption is forced on the Bastard, he plots to give the Boss more of a shock than ever...
1996 42 Where do you find a new pimply-faced-youth when you want one? It's a challenge, but .>